☃ Froooooooooooosty ☃

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This user has been on Illogicopedia for 12 years, 9 months and 27 days.

This wretched vandal has defaced Illogicopedia 1,365 times.

I basically suck. I don't edit here very much. I'm on Uncyclopedia more. Like all Uncyclopedian's I edit Illogicopedia when I'm bored, I'd say when I'm drunk too but then I'd get horrible disapproving looks from this madwoman. I might possibly die in some horrible way as a result, which would result in you all being sad for 42 seconds.

Speaking of people that suck, have you seen THIS mad woman or THIS ONE. Basically Illogicopedia is one giant mad house for mad people. Anywho yeah I write articles, I have no featured ones because I suck at this. Amusing randomness is something I suck at, cynical sarcasm is something that I apparently excel at. Whoop-dee-fuckin'-doo.

I am from Australia. Australia rulez, except for bogans, bogans suck. Frosty is not a bogan simply because he doesn't like alcohol cheap alcohol, Football (If you are British and think I mean Soccer I will infect you with genetically enhanced Anthrax) and smoking, all of which are key staples of the bogan diet.

I also like switching between 1st person and 3rd person randomly. Frosty enjoys that a lot.

i am teh 3rd most active user

I write pages (sometimes)

Yes I do write stuff for illogicopedia, it is many varied. Sometimes I spend 15 minutes writing a page because I probably saw something in a show or in an adventure to Sydney and I just go "OMG I HAVE TO WRITE SOMETHING". Other times I actually spend many days writing... They usually fail to be as illogical but I love them all the same. Other times I get random facebook messages saying "OMG COLLABORATE AN ARTICLE ABOUT *INSERT RANDOM TOPIC HERE* WITH ME FROST!!!11!oneone" and I say with deepest excitement "ok". Here is everything most things I have written or helped write.

All by myself

• I created a page - No I did not.
• South by Southeast - Imaginary movie, duh.
• HowTo:Write an article for illogicopedia whilst under the influence of alcohol‎‎ - Written sober, ironically.
• Purple soup - I don't even know man.
• An article consisting of nothing more that twenty-three pictures of cake - Self explanatory.
• Deck building - In-jokes are fun!
• Edit conflict - Not as fun.
• Template:Deck Builder - This joke is really getting out of hand.
• reCAPTCHA - I don't have to do this thing anymore yay~
• My Journey Towards the Sun‎‎ (MAJOR rewrite) - Based on true events... Dreams count as true.
• Nothing to see here (I made it longer than a sentence) - Misleading title.
• Zero (expanded) - The amount I love you.
• My little pony (MAJOR rewrite) - I don't remember writing this, but it's in the edit history... The edit history never lies...
• 420 - It's a uh... number dude....
• Breaking Bad‎‎ - Educational programming.
• Infinite Ice-cream‎ - Ice-cream divided by zero
• Americium - Do I need a reason for this?
• Dexter - Serial killers killing serial killers kill serial killers.... and so forth.
• Texting your ex when intoxicated - Logic 101
• Watching TV and the bad guy figures out the ingenius trap set by the good guy because of one small detail that was overlooked‎ - Inspired by 90% of TV I watch.
• What if Dexter Morgan's monologue suddenly started replying to itself? - Long titles seem to be the running theme eh?

Collaborations with this madwoman

• Jellybeans - No you can't grow a jelly plant
• Samosas - This word can spark hour long conversations between us it seems.
• Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs - A great movie (yeah thats the best I got)
• Stubbornness - This was totally inspired by her and not me.

Collection of various phrases of differing humorous merit

<Isarra> Woah
<Isarra> scotch is really alcoholic

<RAHB> Man, the longer I grow my mustache, the more difficult eating is becoming

<Ljlego> what are you fucking talking about?
<RAHB> We should get a sign made that says that
<RAHB> And hang it over Mr-ex's bedroom door

<badmachine> youre drunk
<Frostee> its 4 in the afternoon
<badmachine> so?

[18:05] <Mr-ex777> Kippy: do you drink horse urine
[18:05] <Mr-ex777> admit it
[18:05] <Mr-ex777> you do
[18:05] <Kippy> Yes.
[18:05] <Kippy> I drink that stuff like kool-aid.
[18:05] <RAHB> Mr-ex777 would be a great interventionist

[21:06] <@UncycBot> 1. Unscramble the following: uarmjaina?
[21:07] <Frostee> marijuana
[21:07] <@UncycBot> Winner: Frostee Answer: marijuana Time: 20.156 Streak: 1 Points: 67 Rank: 16th