Hiroshito

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A Hiroshito model, right off the lot.

Hiroshito is a Japanese automaker. They are best known for their efficient production, making a sedan in less than 15 seconds.

Due to this extreme efficiency, Hiroshito automobiles are incredibly inexpensive, with the base model of their coupe going for only 24 dollars (69 euros).

Models and Series[edit | edit source]

  • Hiroshito Sentra
  • Hiroshito Wagoner
  • Hiroshito Sedan
  • Hiroshito TURBO LX
  • Nagasaki Turbo NRE-Rally
  • Hiroshito Manga

Controversy[edit | edit source]

Many in the auto industry criticize Hiroshito for their lax safety standards and poor production quality, citing the 3 day average lifespan of a Hiroshito car. Hiroshito has responded to this by having all of these critics murdered in such a way that it appears like an accident. It is really unfortunate that everyone who says bad things about Hiroshito does not get good footing while standing in the shower.

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