Homer Simpson

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Homer John D'oh Simpson - the legendary hero of the ancient Greek, Hebrew, ancient American and most other ancient national epics. The authorship of these epics is also attributed to him (for example, "Myliades" and "Herodias" - in the latter case, however, Simpson's authorship is disputed).

According to 99.9% of scientists, Simpson is an esoteric projection of the Bear onto the mentality of Western civilization.

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