Hot pockets

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Hot pockets were created when the makers of Pop-Tarts accidentally put moose poop into their product, and the public gobbled it up and everyone was happy. Year-old hot pockets will become ninjas, so make sure to finish them up before them, that is, unless you want a ninja team considerably more swagalicious than hot dog ninjas.