HowTo:Destroy the World with a Cheezit
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Now, Before You Read...[edit | edit source]
If you think I'm "crazy" and "totally insane" for making this, you'd be right. You'd be totally right, my friend.
How To Get Cheezits[edit | edit source]
Just buy them from the store, dummy.
Starting a Cheezit Revolution[edit | edit source]
If you wanna start a Cheez-It revolution and destroy the world, you'll need a few things. You'll need Cheez-Its, of course. You'll also need a bag of fresh uranium. If you wanna go even further, use neptunium. You'll also need an OBJECT IMMAGNEFIER. It makes stuff big. Now that you have all this stuff, it's time to start your revolution.
The Basics[edit | edit source]
First, pour the bag of uranium on the Cheez-It. It will radiate the Cheez-It's DNA and turn it into something cool. And by "cool," I mean something illogical. It can either turn into a mega-cheez-it or a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Whichever sounds better. Next, stuff the mega-cheez-it into a plastic bag. Leave it out for 24 hours until it fully hardens.
Into The Wild[edit | edit source]
Now, release your demonic Cheez-It creature into the wild. You're gonna wanna follow it and shine light on the object immagnefier. It will grow the beast until it can't grow anymore. As soon as it stomps it's feet, it will plunge a hole through the Earth. That's how you destroy the world with a cheez-it.