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Drowning is an art that can be broken into these steps:
- Step one: find a area with water that is deep enough to stick your head under. Swimming pools are great but bathtubs work just as well.
- Step two: Stick your head (or whole body) underwater. Preferably tie yourself down as you may get sudden urges to stop drowning.
- Step three: Wait and do not attempt to get out of water. However, if you tied yourself down, that will just make it faster.
- Step four: Die.