HowTo:Make the Top Charts with a Cheezit
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I think I might have too many Cheezits. Ah, who cares? This is Illogicopedia, and we never run out of Cheezits. The question is: How famous can you get with Cheezits? I'll tell you how to extend your rap career with a Cheezit!
Step Uno[edit | edit source]
Get a Ch- You should probably know what step one is by now.
Step Dos[edit | edit source]
Get a piece of paper.
Step Tres[edit | edit source]
Start writing the lyrics to your fire song. I personally suggest the song be about Cheezits, Ice Breakers, world domination, steel beams, rJ3kLd2m9)d, or taking Bikini Bottom and pushing it somewhere else.
Step Cuatro[edit | edit source]
Record yourself singing your nonsensical paper. If it sounds bad, that means it's good.
Step Green Bean[edit | edit source]
Bring your song to my lawyer, Jerry. If Jerry approves of your song, that means it is an absolute banger.
Step Vanilla[edit | edit source]
Sabotage a stage and sing your song.
Step Chocolate[edit | edit source]
The crowd will either be happy because your song is fire, angry because you sabotaged a stage, or taken to the hospital because you threw bananas at them. Any outcome is fine, as long as you get your song out there. That's how you make the top charts of the music industry with a Cheezit!