HowTo:Prepare and consume Chicken Catsup Tory
Chicken Catsup Tory was originally conceived as a stop-gap measure against inflation during the Great Crab Rebellion in 1864, and modified by Loyalist sportscasters under the banner of Oliver Cromwell's buttocks to preset chicken cooking temperatures.
Materials and equipment
- Chicken (cooked).
- Ability to speak with Received Pronunciation.
- Apply catsup to chicken.
- Eat chicken.
- Make some comment using Received Pronunciation.