HowTo:Reverse a "multiple monkeys" spell
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Oh, so you thought you could tamper in black magic and not be privy to the wrath of the good lord? WE-HELL JO-HOOOOOHHHHNNNNN REDCORN! Looks like you need to reverse the "harmless little 'multiple monkeys'" spell you thought you could cast to destroy your enemies, eh? FIRST, I want you to kiss my bare ass and then I'll tell you the secret? Did I stutter, beeotch?? Kiss 'er!
Okay, I guess I'll just let you stir in your own stew, beeothc!
For the rest of you, there are several things you must think of to get the job done:
- First, think of pretty, pretty meadow with llamas prancing across it without a care in the world.
- Oh no! One of the llamas is escaping!
- It's heading towards town!
- Town rhymes with crown!
- Jimmy diguised the brain-drain helmet to look like a crown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that the mojo is rising out of the juju, you may proceed to kill all the monkeys, then summon the portal of ForumCirce and trap all the dead monkeys inside for eternity for them to never escape because they're dead. DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT summon the portal before you have killed the monkies, don't ask why, just DON'T DO IT!