HowTo:Rob a Bank with a Cheezit
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Last time, I showed you how to get anything for free and make purchases with a cheezit. Now, I'll show you how to forcefully make purchases with a cheezit!
Step 1[edit | edit source]
Get a cheezit, obviously. I mean, what kind of idiot would rob a bank without a cheezit?
Step 1/2[edit | edit source]
Attach a gun to the cheezit.
Step 1/4[edit | edit source]
Put in special ammo inside the gun.[1]
Step 2[edit | edit source]
Go to the bank and find the bank person or something. Then, tell them you need to place a deposit for a pirate named Caneye. When the bank person asks who Caneye is, just say "Caneye put deez nuts in your mouth?" If the bank person does not laugh, go for step 3. If he does, stop the plan entirely.
Step 3[edit | edit source]
Bring out your cheezit gun and shoot. Instead of a bullet, the ammo is a link to a rickroll. As the bank person gets rickrolled, go into the back and steal the money. If the bank person catches you, slap him with the money and run. Congratulations! You have successfully robbed a bank with a cheezit! Soon, I will show you how to do more things with a Cheezit.
- ↑ And by ammo, I mean a link to a rickroll.