HowTo:Save the World with a Cheezit

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So, think of this. You see a gigantic meteor heading toward your house. All you have is a Cheezit. Here's how to save the world with that one Cheezit.

Step Eins

Stand in front of the meteor.

Step Zwei

Throw your cheezit at it.

Step Drei

You still have spare uranium lying around, right? If so, pour some onto a cheezit and then throw the cheezit at the meteor.

Step Vier

Wait for about 4 seconds. You should be able to see your Cheezit multiplying.

Step Fünf

Watch as the uranicheezit completely stops the meteor and leaves it floating in the air.

Step Sechs

In about 40 years, the uranicheezit should have started a colony consisting of many other uranicheezits. And that's how you save the world. (sorry if this cheezarticle felt a little rushed)