HowTo:Sound English
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Sounding english is a magnificantly simple task, and has even been used by the English themselves for over fifteen decades. Now, i'm here to share the magnificent Secret with you.
Step one[edit | edit source]
Annunciate your words.
Step two[edit | edit source]
Repeat this phrase:
- air hell-air! (ah, hello-there!) [Aiiirrree HELLLAIIRR!]
Step Three[edit | edit source]
Add in some extra phrases, such as Scrumptious.
Congratulations[edit | edit source]
You passed, note only with a third, your accent sucks.