HowTo:Sound English

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Sounding english is a magnificantly simple task, and has even been used by the English themselves for over fifteen decades. Now, i'm here to share the magnificent Secret with you.

Step one[edit]

Annunciate your words.

Step two[edit]

Repeat this phrase:

air hell-air! (ah, hello-there!) [Aiiirrree HELLLAIIRR!]

Step Three[edit]

Add in some extra phrases, such as Scrumptious.

Congratulations[edit]

You passed, note only with a third, your accent sucks.