Sounding english is a magnificantly simple task, and has even been used by the English themselves for over fifteen decades. Now, i'm here to share the magnificent Secret with you.
Annunciate your words.
Repeat this phrase:
- air hell-air! (ah, hello-there!) [Aiiirrree HELLLAIIRR!]
Add in some extra phrases, such as Scrumptious.
You passed, note only with a third, your accent sucks.