HowTo:Write a Hit Song for Pink

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PINK. Yes, THAT Pink. (aka Alecia Beth Moore). How DOES she do it? How does she keep cranking out so many hits, one after another, like some sort of hit-song-making machine? Here's THE SECRET:

1. Convince yourself that you are a tough bitch that just broke up with someone.

2. Write a song about it.

THERE! That's it! That's the secret! Write a song that says "I'm a tough bitch that just broke up with someone"!

(Think I'm wrong? Go buy any of her singles. ANY of them. Listen to them. Than apologize to me.)