How I Got Scammed By Habib
Welcome to Good Cheezythical Morning! It's the show with hot questions and even hotter wings- Ah crap, wrong intro. Uh, anyway, storytime.
So one day, I was scrolling through YouTubreddit watching videos and making posts until I got a call. It was from some unknown number and apparently it was tech support. On the call, there was an Indian man named Habib and he wanted my credit card information. I asked why and he said it was for a prank video on "the Youtoobs.[1]" Sure enough, I gave him my number and he hung up. Then, someone was at my door. It was Habib himself. I asked why he had a Free Candy van, but he ignored me and told me to sign a paper. Me, being the Illogic person that I am, signed the paper without even looking at it. The paper said "If you sign this paper, you will give Habib the rights to your house." I got my house taken away by Habib's friend: Patel. I now live in a Dasani bottle on the side of the road, with my only friends being a McChicken wrapper and an empty bottle of Advil.
And that's how I got scammed by Habib.
- ↑ I know this looks like an opportunity, but DON'T vandalize the word "Youtoobs".