How To Remove Your Lawn Organically In 3 Easy Ways
Have you ever wanted to remove your lawn? Well, now's your chance to do it! And as an added bonus, you can do it yourself, you can do it cheap, AND you can do it in a mere THREE organic, eco-friendly ways! It doesn't get any simpler than this, folks!
Method #1: The "Boiling Water" Method[edit | edit source]
With this method, you don't even have to leave the house to buy any extra supplies! The only supplies you need are the ones you can find right in your home. What you need is a 4-gallon cooking pot, and 3 1/2 gallons of water. Fill the pot up with the water, and turn on the burner, and set it to the highest possible setting for maximum boil speed and efficiency. When the water begins to boil, grab the pot by the handles and take it out to your lawn. Dump the water wherever you please - after all, you have to remove the entire lawn. When you're done spilling the boiling water on the entire lawn, simply wait a week for the lawn to disappear!
Method #2: The Mower Method[edit | edit source]
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Conclusion[edit | edit source]
There you have it, folks! Not one, not two, but THREE easy ways to Remove Your Lawn! Now, go get 'em, tiger!