How to: Create an Army

Preface

This is the article on how to create an army.

Step 1

First, you'll need five million ($5,000,000,000 or £4,011,500,000) in spare change. Any between the couch cushion will do.

Step 2

Second, the need for food is huge, you'll need to grab an extra ten million ($10,000,000,000 or £8,026,000,000)

Step 3

Third, you'll need recruits. Oh, and you'll also need to know how to train recruits (loser)

Step 4

You're done loser. Get over it. I'm not even in college I don't know how to do jack