How to accurately describe motion

This simple guide will show you how to describe motion in a few steps!

Motion

Motion is described in derivatives, or levels. These levels are described below

Levels

Level 1: Velocity, measured in mph.

Level 2: Acceleration, measured in mphps.

Level 3: Jerk/Jolt, measured in mphpsps.

Level 4: Jounce/Snap, measured in mphpspsps.

Level 5: Flounce/Crackle, in mphpspspsps.

Level 6: Pounce/Pop, in mphpspspspsps.

How to understand them

Velocity

Let's start with velocity.

To understand velocity, we'll use a table. Our table will have a row for seconds as well as the levels of motion. Each level will use its units, which will not be shown. Here it is:

Seconds	Velocity	Acceleration	Jerk	Jounce	Flounce	Pounce
0
1
2
3
4
5
6

Now let's add velocity.

Seconds	Velocity	Acceleration	Jerk	Jounce	Flounce	Pounce
0	1
1	1
2	1
3	1
4	1
5	1
6	1

This is disappointing, but this is only the first level. On to acceleration!

Acceleration

Our table, now with acceleration:

Seconds	Velocity	Acceleration	Jerk	Jounce	Flounce	Pounce
0	1	0
1	2	1
2	3	1
3	4	1
4	5	1
5	6	1
6	7	1

The acceleration is modifying the velocity, changing it by 1 mph per second. This becomes mphps.

Jerk

Seconds	Velocity	Acceleration	Jerk	Jounce	Flounce	Pounce
0	1	0	0
1	2	1	0
2	4	2	1
3	7	3	1
4	11	4	1
5	16	5	1
6	22	6	1

You probably expected this.

The rest

Seconds	Velocity	Acceleration	Jerk	Jounce	Flounce	Pounce
0	1	0	0	0
1	2	1	0	0
2	4	2	1	0
3	8	4	2	1
4	15	7	3	1
5	26	11	4	1
6	42	16	5	1

Seconds	Velocity	Acceleration	Jerk	Jounce	Flounce	Pounce
0	1	0	0	0	0
1	2	1	0	0	0
2	4	2	1	0	0
3	8	4	2	1	0
4	16	8	4	2	1
5	31	15	7	3	1
6	57	26	11	4	1

Seconds	Velocity	Acceleration	Jerk	Jounce	Flounce	Pounce
0	1	0	0	0	0	0
1	2	1	0	0	0	0
2	4	2	1	0	0	0
3	8	4	2	1	0	0
4	16	8	4	2	1	0
5	32	16	8	4	2	1
6	63	31	15	7	3	1

Conclusion

Avoid moving in high levels in motion until you are discharged from the mental hospital. Or just avoid them anyways.