How to make friends
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If you're here, like most people, you probably don't have friends. This will help you fix that!
Step 1[edit | edit source]
Become cool. Hang out with the popular kids, get a gf, all those cool things.
Step 2[edit | edit source]
Get lots of friends. If you have lots of friends, people will want to become your friend.
Step 3[edit | edit source]
You're done :D
If this didn't work[edit | edit source]
Just go cry cuz you'll never get friends if this amazing article didn't work for you.