Howling cat personality disorder

Get that tongue back into your gob!

“Meof!?”

~ HCPD sufferer

Howling cat personality disorder is a disorder where a cat thinks it's a dog. No, seriously, this bugger affects ⅛ of all cats.

Symptoms

Symptoms include:

• Meowing unconditionally
• Eating the postman's leg off.
• Whining
• Eating everything
• Frequently sticking one's tongue out

Cure

Vets have said that there is no cure. However it can be improved with the giving of tuna, balls of string, and making purring noises.

AND STOP BITING THE BLOODY POSTMANS' LEG OFF!! NUDGE IT! NUDGE IT!