Human history

Human history is a widely popular series of novels written by God. The books have received critical acclaim; Gregory from The Daily Gregory describes the series as "...a masterpiece to rival the works of William Shakespeare." However, this comparison is troubling, as Shakespeare is a fictional character from human history.

Plot summary

In the beginning, man banged rocks together.

After the beginning, man committed arson.

Man used arson to make rocks very hot.

Then man turned very hot rocks into shiny slabs.

And man turned shiny slabs into stuff.

So man turned stuff into Bluetooth.

What about woman?

Most of the novels are about men doing manly stuff, such as wrestling feral hogs. The scarcity of woman is unexplained, but some claim the aliens abducted them all.