I'm going to write this while I eat my toast, drink my coffee and watch I'm A Celebrity

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Damn right. So... umm... my toast is pretty nice. I buttered both sides. My coffee has 2 sugars in it, by the way, because it makes me hyper and I feel more Illogical when I'm hyper. I'm watching I'm A Celebrity because it's kinda funny. Did you know that Jordan mare/cow/female walked right out of the jungle after the public made her do 7 bush-tucker trials in a row? In case you don't watch it, a bush-tucker trial is where you have to something gross to get a reward of some sort... it's kinda cool.

So... yeah. Sheds are useful.