IXL

IXL IS THE CEO OF GETTING NO WHERE I AM GOING TO GIVE MYSELF A CONCUSSION (AS IF MY BRAIN WAS ALREADY STUPID ENOUGH) I WOULD DO LITERALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN IXL SUCH AS JUMP OFF BRIDGE ON TO AN ALLIGATOR EAT A WHOLE CALCULATOR AND SPIT OUT THE KEYS CUT MY ARM OFF WITH PAPER SCRATCH A CHALKBOARD FOR ETERNITY YOU NAME IT ILL DO IT INSTEAD OF IXL

IXL IS BAD AND CAN (SHOULD) EAT SOMETHING NOT PLEASANT SUCH AS

POOP

PEE

SHOES

SHORTS

CINDERBLOCK

SPINNING FAN

SHRAPNEL

ROCKS

KNIVES

MONKEY

FIDGET SPINNER WITH KNIVES

LIST ITEM

CLAY POT

I SWEAR I WILL WALK TO RUSSIA AND BECOME THE LEADER AND FOCUS ALL CYBER ATTACKS ON IXL AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING MORE ACTUALLY THAT'S A BAD IDEA BUT IT STILL SOUNDS FUN

WHEN IXL:

IXL BAD IXL BAD >>>>:(((((

ROCK

ROCK!!!

SAVE ME DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON FROM IXL!!!!!!

(mario voice)

MY HEAAART

I LOOOVED HERRR

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