I can't look away

Chastise, criticise, ostracise, sanitise... Whatever will hyperventilate when confronted with the myopic reality of a tongue transplant.

A glare can go quite a long way in reinstating the process in which your saliva coagulates at an alarming rate, but a smile would fare worse in a corner shop filled with people directly descended from a more formal way of saying "loser." Such a smile could follow them around for the rest of the day as they are forever marred by any sort of thought that crosses them can be considered to be remotely related to a more formal way of saying "cancerous." Bodily deprecation can forgo a far more distorted frame of mind when imbued with a sense of social suicide, but smiles would not even ameliorate the issue at hand. Discount shoes for the subsequent wedding indeed illicit responses of pharmaceutical inquiry pertaining to the postponement of some sort of anaphylactic atonement to their very own detriment.

The lens was rather broken by the time the foreclosure was finalized on the embassy (the cardboard box up north with the Zimbabwean flag) and the leaking roof atop the smokestack had succeeded in embezzling a few crab shells in the meantime. Only some sort of musical genius could tape up the relay when it ceases to commence within the corpse of a bacteriophage, no matter what the cost. Phalanges would then come into short supply, though. If only he'd stop sitting on my lap with those ridiculously clean grey khaki pants... Purple hair would spontaneously shun me. I don't think I would like that; how would I learn what it's like to stare someone in the eye and say "Transilvanian antidisestablishmentarianism was brought on by haphazardly executed radioimmunoelectrophoresis"? The proteins would diffuse erratically like a sponge submerged in kangaroo synecdoches.

Heed the screeching at the door? Nah, I'm right outside and not too far behind. It's not like she needs help. I'm pretty sure she just spilled some red nail polish on her abdomen.

Almost angelic. Almost perfection. Almost affection. Almost taking action. Yes, those shoebill storks are quite the scene.

I can't look away.