I do not

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...wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
...take an interest in your personal life.
...have evidence that I killed your family.
...which I did.
...not.

More!? You want more, boy girl what are you?[edit | edit source]

...eat your last biscuit.
...get drunk while typing this.
...steal your identity when you clicked on this page.
...eat your other last biscuit that you secretly kept hidden in your anus for 9.3 seconds.
...put a bomb in your shoe.
...OH WAIT I DID.
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