I was walking down the street when...
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... I totally saw 2012 happening right in front of me. No lie, completely legit.
Anyway, John Cusack drove some sort of automobile through the crumbling town while I just sat there wondering... wondering why on Earth this man isn't in his hot tub traveling through time, exploring the space.
To end this article, I show you the wondrous "Oxford Comma":
"I gathered cars, sticks, and bikes."