Ice Breakers Antivirus Flavor
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Hey! It's the Ice Breakers Company here. We understand your concerns about our mints. Some consumers of our mints have even received a trip to the hospital as a result. From now on, our mints will contain no side effects whatsoever. That's why we have Antivirus Flavor.
Ingredients[edit | edit source]
Antivirus is low in fat, low in carbs, and completely free of any allergens. It has also been clinically proven to lower risk of heart attacks, strokes, and/or constipation.
Vitamin Information[edit | edit source]
This over-healthy gum contains...
- Vitamin A
- Vitamin B
- Vitamin G
- Vitamin MJ
- Vitamin PB&J
- Vitamin DEEZ
- Vitamin NUTS
Side Effects[edit | edit source]
Side effects include death, Michael Jackson being resurrected, your living room chair suing you, your fridge breaking up with you and finding another man, your- Wait, didn't we say there wasn't supposed to be any side effects?