Ice Breakers Flintstone Vitamin Flavor

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Introducing our new flavor, Flintstone Vitamin! It has all of the dry and crunchy goodness of a Flintstone vitamin! The only thing different is that it is not a vitamin![1]

Ingredients[edit | edit source]

Water, dusty paintings, a Weird Al Yankovic album, and about 2 milligrams of Flintstone Vitamins.[2] It also contains bananas, McDonald's sprite, dinosaur chicken nuggies, and leftover TV Static Ice Cubes.

Warning![edit | edit source]

This is Jerry, my lawyer.

This "product" contains 69,420× the daily recommended amount of a substance that only the ancient people of the 3InfKms9)4k*fhB;2W tribe know about. They describe it as "Nunca te daré por vencido, nunca te decepcionaré." Eat at your own risk. If you or one of your family members have consumed this so-called gum, I'd advise you call my lawyer Jerry.

  1. ↑ According to the NIBSF (National Ice Breakers Safety Foundation), our product is 0.000000000000000000000000000000001% vitamin, and therefore is not a vitamin. Please refrain from eating this. Wait, what are you doing? Stop eating it!
  2. ↑ Or at least, what we think is Flintstone Vitamins.
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