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Carrots. That is our topic today. Carrots. Carrots are noticeably round. Also, carrots are white and hard. Carrots are normally found in the mouths of children at day care. Carrots. Carrots are a valuable part of any dairy farm. If you see a carrot, run. Carrots are dangerous. No one likes carrots. I knew a man who liked carrots. He didn't like carrots. Carrots. Carrots don't like to play with strangers because they are carrots. Carrots are often confused with elephants due to their similar shape, color, size, weight, height and name. Contrary to this belief carrots and elephants aren't even on the same planet, let alone galaxy. Carrots and guitars are distant cousins, however, but guitars are much more mild mannered. Carrots. Carrots. Carrots.
Carrots.
Toes. That was our topic yesterday. Toes. Toes, under closer inspection, and jagged-edged and triangle shaped. Toes are normally found in various of the Universe's nebulae in the form of forming stars. Toes. Toes are a grand addition to any living or dining room. In some Eastern European societies, they are found in dens or studies. If you encounter a toe, shake its hand and see how it reacts. Toes are fairly unpredictable. Toes. Toes are normally friendly bacteria, but they will occasionally act timid around guests. Toes are sometimes confused with fingers which is extremely odd because, as you know, fingers are the metal inside of a lightbulb (as well as the main ingredient in most energy drinks). Toes are passive. Toes. Toes. Toes.
Toes.
Mice. That is tomorrow's topic. Mice. Mice are hard, rocky substances of diamond in a trapezoid-ish shape. Mice are commonly seen in drug houses and can be used to cut cocaine.
Mice. Mice can be used effectively in a weapon in many Israeli and Egyptian combat techniques. Occasionally, police officers in Western Europe have been known to use mice to subdue criminals. When you run into a mouse, say hello, exchange e-mail addresses and go on your merry way. Mice. Mice are sometimes more aggressive than the standard plasma-screen TV, but overall they are friendly autoparts. Mice are very outgoing and will be willing to create any bombs you may need or may want. They are considered in some religions as the way to happiness. Mice. Mice. Mice.
Mice.