Ikea

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“Must buy kitchen...”

~ An Ikea shopper

Ikea is an evil corporation that that takes the minds of every lady in the world. It originates in Sweden. It is not to be confused with IKEA, which due to capital letters is more ominous.

Quotes of the hypnotised[edit | edit source]

Mmm...must buy hot dog for £1.50...

—A lady

I got interest free on my kitchen for 3 years...

—Another lady

The logo of the devil.