IllogiBooks:Fighting/Normul Tactics

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This is what to do if you don't know how to fight you opponent.

Tactic 7[edit | edit source]

You can do either of these two. They have the same outcome.

  • Push the opponent off a cliff.
  • Jump off a cliff.

Tactic 42[edit | edit source]

Do nothing. Your opponent will then start to say, "ahh!" and die of happiness.

Tactic 23.46%+103/4803[edit | edit source]

Go MAD SOCCER! Headbutt them. If you do this in a battle you will receive a piece of toast.

Tactic (Ehh... What comes after 4.59?)[edit | edit source]

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BWUK!!!