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From IllogiDictionary, the ABC of the Insane

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- noun - fear of long words.


This is the conversation between a psychiatrist and a patient with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

Psychiatrist: Sir, sir, I know what your problem is.
Patient: What?
Psychiatrist: You have... Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Patient: Aggh! Scary! No! No! How can I have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia! Ah!!! Scary!
Psychiatrist: Calm down.
Patient: It's so scary!
Psychiatrist: I give up...

If you got scared by this article get checked for Hippotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.