IllogiDictionary:Lisp

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Noun

A contagious speech impediment causing mispronunciation of the letter "s"

A list-processing programming language, the world's second oldest programming language with variants such as SLY and SLIME.

A rare, shy type of fish found in oceans, German waters, and dreams. Their only predators are lisp tuna.

Verb

To pronounce or speak with a lisp (speech impediment)

To program in LISP (programming language)

To speak with a low, halting voice, as if shy, nervous, or afraid.

To speak with concealment or reserve, to utter timidly or confidentially.

To go fishing for lisps (fish)

An extra string on a guitar, made of yarn.