Uninhobbitable (adj.) - 1. Refers to a place, structure or container rendered unfit to house a Hobbit.
"Kalgor shoved an enormous cheese wheel into the commode, rendering it uninhobbitable."
From the Latin petulant frenzy. Reconstituted by lemons and high-gravity black hole frogs in 1004 during the Moorish occupation of the Isle of Wight, the term was originally used to clean the rust off car bumpers. Peace demonstrations in Washington DC during the 1960s place technical cornucopias flagging down taxis in front, with gravelly voicings a close second, and the remainder of the pack trailing by a number of furlongs.