IllogiGames:Beat the Dog to the Window/race1

So you want to race and lose, eh? Well, the dog is next to you, and your shoe is untied. You tie it. The dog runs. You run. You beat the dog to the window! You won! OMG OMG OMG!!! I can't believe it!

Holy Shit! The dog bites off your leg and you die from blood loss. But in your heart you know you won. Good job.

Now you can put this template on your page.

{{Beat the dog}}

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