IllogiGames:Conspiracy/Gear

The Conspiracy

^{About Conspiracy} -- Characters -- Your Gear -- Your Journal

When you're snooping around, you can expect to be attacked, in court, by a piece of evidence, or by a hired assassin or even a major bad guy. You'll have to deal with all these and more, so strap in and grab whatever you've got.

• Red indicates rarity.
• Orange indicates uniqueness.
• Blue indicates uncommonness.
• Green indicates an easy find.
• Purple indicates a key item.
• Light blue indicates an illogical trinket.

News Team Gear

• Your Camera -- Apply it to record, view, or take evidence.
• Your Satchel -- Carries ten items of any value.
• Your Crystal -- Allows you to read any magical books you may find, but doesn't always work.

Innate Items

• Kick -- When the going gets tough, the going gets a kick to the face.
• Suplex -- WHAM! WHAM! BIFF! WHAMMO!
• Your Wits -- Keep them about you.

Firearms

• Handgun -- A coward's wet dream. Can be used for seven shots.
• Shotgun -- BOOM! Chik-chuk. Can be used for two shots.
• Submachine Gun -- Tatatatata! Can be used for twelve shots.
• Assault Rifle -- For heavy-duty work. Can be used for three shots.
• Plastic Explosives -- Create a huge crater where anything once stood. Takes time to set up and should therefore be laid down in advance and out of the way of enemy fire; avoid the explosion at all costs! One use only.

Misc Items

• Lightning Book -- Zap your opponent with a bolt. 32 uses.
• Fire Book -- Fry your opponent. 16 uses.
• Ice Book -- Freeze your opponent. 8 uses.
• Aether Book -- Rend your opponent's soul. 4 uses.
• Annihilation Book -- Annihilate your enemy. 1 use.
• Bloodstone -- Resurrects you once when you die, then shatters.
• Soulstone -- Makes you invincible for a little while, then shatters.
• Banana Peel -- For tripping your enemies.
• Piece of Cheese -- Restores a little bit of health.
• Scolding Hot Tea -- Momentarily blinds an opponent or slightly replenishes a tiny amount of health.
• Seppy Doll -- Summons Seppy who will either heal you or fight alongside you.
• Asema Doll -- Summons Asema who will be stronger the more pints of coffee you give him.
• Testicles Doll -- Summons Testostereich who will throw your opponent into space.
• Fluffalizer Doll -- Summons the Divine Fluffalizer, who will fluffalize your opponent.
• Subbuteo Replica -- Casts "Floating Island of Subbuteo Max Max Fun Happy.
• Super Japan Replica -- Casts "Destruction of Subbuteo."
• Lockpick -- Picks a basic lock and breaks.
• Crowbar -- Can be used to open crates, or heads. May break.
• Altar of Bcbkye -- Unknown.
• Chartreuse Chandelier -- Unknown.
• Conspirator's Notes -- Unknown.
• Brain Medication -- Give to Myra.

Keys

• Bronze Key -- Opens low-level doors. Two uses.
• Silver Key -- Opens mid-level doors. Two uses.
• Gold Key -- Opens high-level doors. Two uses.
• Adaminatium Key -- Opens ultimate doors. Three uses.
• Access Pass -- Opens and detects secret doors.

Illogical Trinkets

• Escape Boots -- Allows you to escape from most enemies.
• IllogiNess Monster Scale -- Allows you to destroy stone blocks.
• Suplex Gloves -- Allows you to smash open anything lighter than a steel crate with a suplex.
• Seppy's Book -- Allows you to resist an enemy attack by turning to the enemy's page. Very slow to use; must be used in advance.
• Asema's Death Ray -- Destroys any enemy, at the cost of your own life.
• Metalflower's Feather Duster -- Swipes away any weak enemies or objects.