IllogiGames:Invasion of Illogiland/Btty

INVENTORY

"Would you like a cheese sandwich?" you ask Tescotickles.

"OOH, don't mid iv I do!"

He drops his weapon, which is actually a light gun. Behind him you can see he was in fact playing on Doom when you entered the room.

Of course, you do not have a cheese sandwich. Testicles is now under your control.

Just then, as you decide what to do with the guy, someone comes bursting into the room... it's your mate, Dave!

"Dave?" you venture.

"<insert name here>, you didn't think I would let you fight on your own, did you? Let's waste this barstool."

Just then, you hear the window smashing. Testicles has fled.

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