IllogiGames:Invasion of Illogiland/GreetShakey

INVENTORY

"Hi there!" You say, shaking the guy's hand.

"Hello. What brings thee here, sir?"

What do you say?

• "Where is the toilet?"
• "I am on a quest to bring the whole Illogiland organisation down, brutally butchering all in my path."
• "My brother has a very small cheese in his pocket."
• "Your fly is open."