IllogiGames:Invasion of Illogiland/Killguard

INVENTORY

You attempt to kill the guard. Before you can lunge for him, however, you begin to get stomach cramps. You shouldn't have eaten that slice of bread from the floor!

The guard is about to kill you. What now?

• Run back to base while you still can
• Dance, monkeyboy, dance
• Do nothing and hope for a miracle