IllogiGames:Once dead, twice shy

You are a spooky ghost. You presently live in the closet of an apartment (for the rent). What will you do?

• Haunt people
• Look at yourself in the mirror
• Go to heaven
• Solve crimes
• Run for ghost president
• Resist the urge to make a pun

This article is burly men unfolding umbrellas.   Maybe you should help it on its way.