CAN YOU ESCAPE?
ESCAPE!!!!!1!!![edit | edit source]
You are in a jail cell, convicted of a crime you probably didn't commit (although you were very drunk, so you can't be sure). You need to escape. All you have is a toilet seat, a tv, a bed, a skeleton key & a grenade launcher. Choose your first move:
- Give up trying to escape and watch TV
- Wait until the guard comes around at feeding time and stab him using a sharp stick carved from the toilet seat
- Pretend to be asleep, then knock the guard out when he attempts to fondle your private parts
- Use the key to open the cell and kill all the guards with the grenade launcher