IllogiGames:The Rain of Dead Cats/askrecatmort

The receptionist notices you for the first time, and screams "Communist invasion! Help!" as she presses a hidden button behind the marble topped desk.

Hidden panels in the walls pop open revealing dozens of guards with Thompson submachine guns. You can barely hear yourself think over the cacophony of the bolts being drawn back.

What do you do?

• Take a cat from the bin
• Raise the bulletproof umbrella
• Grab the receptionist's book