IllogiGames:The Rain of Dead Cats/caphq3doors

OMG you found it! It's all here.

There's wonderful stuff just lying around in heaps, so much of it your brain can't even take it all in or understand what you're seeing. You pick out a few items to focus on that sort of make sense to you.

You see a copy of the Communist Manifesto, in the translation done by Engles, bound in genuine imitation cowhide.

You see a gilded rabbit here.

You see a genuine Star Trek phaser lying on a side table.

There's a Wikipedia admin here, sitting in a corner and struggling to memorize the entire Wikipedia rule book, which is balanced on her knee. The rule book appears to be about half again as thick as Webster's Third International Unabridged Dictionary.

There's a PDP-10 here, next to a pile of diamonds.

There's a bin full of dead cats, with a sign that says "Free -- take one!"

There is a large glass tank which appears to contain a body. The body seems to have a beard; aside from that you can't tell much about it. There is a strangely familiar beret perched on top of the tank.

And there's a lab technician, who is currently pointing a blunderbuss at you and yelling for help.

What would you like to do?

• Throw a dead cat at the technician
• Read Atlas Shrugged aloud to the technician
• Phone Tom on your shoe banana phone

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