IllogiGames:The Rain of Dead Cats/caphqdivedesk

As you slide over the slick desk surface you realize the receptionist is sitting on something, for sure, but it's not a normal swivel chair, because there's no floor on the other side of the desk. You try to grab the receptionist to stop your fall but all you can reach is her book. She shrieks, "Get your own copy, you Communist!" as you tear it out of her hands.

You are falling into darkness, like the Starship Enterprise.

• Look at your map
• Open the umbrella
• Call Tom Mayfair on the banana phone