IllogiGames:The Rain of Dead Cats/caphqeatcarrot
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The carrot is totally energizing -- you feel great! You feel like you could leap a tall building in a single bound, or outrun a locomotive! You wish you'd eaten the carrot hours ago, so you could have been totally super all this time!
And you can see everything so clearly! You see the guard pulling the trigger, and you can actually see the bullet as it comes out the barrel of his blunderbuss!
- *** You have died ***
Would you like to activate the resurrection system and dead-cat rainmaker, bleh, or sod off?