IllogiGames:The Rain of Dead Cats/caphqenterpanel

You pick up the guard's dropped blunderbuss, and go through the panel.

You find yourself in a small room with buttons on the wall. It appears to be an elevator. Unfortunately, the labels on the buttons are written in Capitalist, which you can't read.

There is a small stool here.

What would you like to do?

• Push a button
• Blast the control panel with the blunderbuss
• Climb onto the stool