IllogiGames:The Rain of Dead Cats/caphqlawnshootdirt

Tom and Che grab your arms as you fire the blunderbuss straight down into the ground. The recoil propels the three of you up onto the roof of the Capitalist HQ. For the moment, at least, you're out of reach of the soldiers on the lawn.

From the roof, you can see what's out there, and it's not good. In addition to the goons on the lawn there is a mechanized division, with at least 15 tanks, and there are what look like motorized artillery pieces back behind them, and you can see some ominous looking airplanes in the distance. They're all advancing.

And it's still raining dead cats on everything.

The three of you take a moment to take all this in, then Che says, "Now! It's time! Use the book! Quick!"

What would you like to do?

• Give the Communist Manifesto to Che
• Give the Communist Manifesto to Tom
• Rip the Communist Manifesto in two, right down the middle