IllogiGames:The Rain of Dead Cats/caphqlawntidings
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If they were real soldiers you would just have won the game, because soldiers are human, too, and can't resist good tidings.
Unfortunately, they're actually a division of crack Blackwater mercenaries.
- *** You have died ***
Would you like to activate the resurrection system and dead-cat rainmaker, bleh, or sod off?