IllogiGames:The Rain of Dead Cats/caphqtakecat

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As you lift the cat from the bin, the receptionist notices you for the first time.

"Shoplifter!" she screams.

Hidden panels in the walls open, and at least two dozen guards armed with M-16's open fire. As you fall under the hail of bullets, you see someone partway down the corridor firing a bazooka at you. They must really hate shoplifters here! (And they're probably going to burn down their building, too, firing stuff like that in the lobby!)


*** You have died ***

Would you like to activate the resurrection system and dead-cat rainmaker, bleh, or sod off?

Star dova
Bleh
Quit dis crap!