IllogiGames:The Rain of Dead Cats/hqbasereadstarter
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As you open the cover of the Starter Kit you hear a klaxon start whooping.
A voice on the PA system bellows, "Communists in the basement! Communists in the basement!"
Hidden panels in the walls open, and at least two dozen guards armed with M-16's open fire. As you fall under the hail of bullets, you see someone partway down the corridor firing a bazooka at you. They really are taking no chances! (And they're probably going to burn down their building, too, firing stuff like that in the basement!)
- *** You have died ***
Would you like to activate the resurrection system and dead-cat rainmaker, bleh, or sod off?