IllogiGames:The Rain of Dead Cats/hqbaseyellhelp

As one, the guards open fire. You might have hoped that at least some of their guns might jam (they are M-16's, after all) but no such luck. The last thing you hear is "Filthy commies! They've infested the laundry now!"

*** You have died ***

Would you like to activate the resurrection system and dead-cat rainmaker, bleh, or sod off?